How to Clean Your House in 6 Easy Steps

  1. Have a heart-to-heart talk with a trusted friend
  2. Read yourself into a stupor
  3. Wake up early with a nasty eye-strain headache
  4. Make coffee
  5. Drink coffee
  6. Pull out your morning pages journal. Write “Ok, if I do have deep-seated anger, what am I so angry about?”

Bam! Before you know it, it will be 3 o’clock in the afternoon, and your house will be spotless!